Stewart Claims Racin' is Like Rastlin'

Hendrick Motorsports gets waaaay too many "opportune" yellow flags when they're trying to catch the leader or are in the Lucky Dog position. Last year Jeff Gordon was leading late in the race and there was debris on the track, but not in the line itself. No yellow. Had Gordon been playing catch-up, a buuble gum wrapper on the track would have brought out a yellow. Who remembers several years ago at Bristol when Dale Earnhardt and Dale Jarrett changed all four tires yet Gordon changed only his two outside tires in order to be right behind them, then went around both like he was on rails. Experts said that Gordon's crew had put a substance on the two tires that was illegal (one racer got a six-month suspension last year for doing the same thing), yet nothing was done, since Gordon is part of the Hendrick team. As everyone knows, if it weren't for Hendrick Motorsports, the Earth would stop spinning on its axis and crash into the Sun, burnt to a cinder. Holy Hendrick Motorsports is bowed down to so much by NASCAR that it's almost obscene.