Billy Long, Billy Long
You done wrong
We trusted you thank God you're gone
You broke your own law

Federal indictments from the FBI
You swore on the bible you would never lie
Handing out guns to criminals and thugs
And smoking dope with your son

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Drug dealing, money stealing
Two time convicted felon
What would you do if they hadn't caught you
Probably would have been the President

But you went too fast smoking that grass
With your son and all of the law
Extorting funds from Indians
Hey, ain't gas prices high enough

Chorus

They're really worried about Billy's health
They won't even give him a rope
The only string that Billy will get
Is sitting at the end of his soap
(don't drop that soap, Oh Billy!)